Hey Kids. I'm abandoning this journal. Go to the_dmz instead. Once there you'll find that it's pretty much completely the same as this one, but I just felt like I needed a change. This one'll still be up, though. So add.

I grow weary of this journal. No updates until I return to China.

Interesting evening tonight. Grossman and I sat around on Lance's porch and had a few brews with the kids. We listened to youth crew and Sean and I talked about the Florida Marlins during the car ride home. I footed the bill so everyone could have some pizza and I got free Weekend at Bernie's and Weekend at Bernie's 2 DVDs out of it. Now, Weekend ( Read more... )

STOP

DRIVING

ME

INSANE,

FOR

FUCK'S

SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck, man? This is like that one episode of The Simpsons where Hugh Hefner got rated as "cold fish" on Moe's love tester. How is it that I got suited with such a mediocre kissing rank? I mean, ok, my poor sex skills are one thing. Obviously having successfully resisted every sexual advance made upon (until recently) is going to be ( Read more... )

More ticket home bullshit ( Read more... )

I can't sleep so I'm sitting up with a brew and am listening to Billy Bragg pretend to be Woody Guthrie. Man, he pulls it off nicely.

Oh man...am I really that boring?


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Man, I hit the fucking jackpot. Finally some good has come out of this boring trip home.

I was overcome with serious boredom earlier today (the kind that makes you wish you were already back in a Chinese elementary school dealing with screaming kids who never pay attention or do what you tell them to) when I decided to pick up a book. Homage to ( Read more... )

Though it pains me to do so, I must admit that Michael Moore was bested last night on The O’Reilly Factor. O’Reilly was broadcasting from the DNC and Moore was also in attendance which made a debate between the two possible. Bill said something about how he’d repeatedly asked Mike to make a journey into the so-called “no spin zone,” but that he’d ( Read more... )