Men Are Hornier Than Women: An Essay

The other day I asked myself “Who’s hornier, men or women?” The answer that immediately rocketed through my mind was: “Men, you silly shit ( Read more... )

Let's Have People Season!

Think about all the people you know. Think about how many of them are dicks, jerks, pond-scum and loads that would've been best swallowed. (Pay attention girls) Think about the people you meet every day and how many of them should be canditates for 4th trimester abortions. Sucks, doesn't it ( Read more... )

Are You 15 Years Old? You Might Need The Shit Beaten Out Of You.

Something in this country is fucked up. I mean bad fucked up. Today I was witness to a 15 year old boy getting an old disabled man so angry by taunting him that he threatened to pop a few knots on this kid's head. The little bastard dared the man to hit him, knowing full well ( Read more... )

More Online Bullshit?

This is something of a rebuttal of an article I found the day before Halloween on MSN. I don't think that it is as well written as some of my previous offerings, but it is brutally honest if nothing else. The author's original comments follow the questions in quotation marks. My personal responses to these questions are ( Read more... )

Are You A Racist? Then You Should Support The United Negro College Fund!

The United Negro College Fund is an insult to minorities.  It treats them like token trophies.  If you look at their website, (here), (Opens in a new window.) the majority of what is talked about consists of famous, (and not so famous), black people who have attended ' ( Read more... )

Pro Wrestling Sucks!

The other day I was en route between Chicago and Memphis, you know, just doing my job, when I happened to look down from my seat in the old '94 Freightliner to regard a generically ugly teenaged individual that would not be out of place in the High School of your choice. He was your typical gangly slob with a partially ( Read more... )

I Hate Clerks.

I don't smoke and I haven't for a number of years now, however a friend of mine does and he asked me to take him to the local smoke shop. With me so far? Good ( Read more... )