Our Scams Have Detected SPYWARE On YOUR COMPUTER!


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Water You Kidding Me?Do you know what I could do without? Bottled water. Really. It's a bunch of pretentious bullshit that has simply got to go. The Earth's surface is 70% covered by water, and the trendy, special-needs health nuts are too god damned good to drink the off-brand stuff ( Read more... )

We say a lot of things that we pretend make sense. Take the high school and collegiate ranking system as an example. We have Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors, right? The word "Freshmen" I can understand. Ditto Senior, and even the term "Junior" has a kind of logic to it. But Sophomore? What the fuck is that? Who made this shit up? ( Read more... )

This is a story about my journey in learning to challenge authority, see how to cut through the rotten, unstable edifice of organized religion, and ask myself questions that actually matter. Some of the content herein will undoubtedly strike a nerve, but for this, I want to be on record as I state:

I AM NOT SORRY FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS. IF ( Read more... )

For those of you who are either unwilling or unable to check my main site Plainly Ranting, there are two new articles up.

http://plainlyranting.blogspot.com/

Enjoy!

Alan

The Arrogance Of Species
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Why Environmentalists Are Completely Full Of Shit

WARNING: This article is intended for those who are not adverse to thinking on a regular basis. If you possess an I.Q. in the mid to high 80's, enjoy chewing crayons, have velcro closures on your shoes, or just have difficulty buttoning things, the following post is ( Read more... )

Plainly Ranting!

Hello everyone. I have moved to a new place on the web at Blogger. My new site, Plainly Ranting, can be found here.

Come on in and laugh. I think you'll like it.

Alan

Stop Fucking Up English!

I speak English as my first language and I am tired of hearing you dipshits mangle it however the hell you want. I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of wading through your countless e-mails, endless chatroom jargon and general bullshit with my Dumbass-to-English dictionary just to figure out what the fuck you're trying to ( Read more... )

Can We Deport Kanye West?


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You Should Watch My Language

Let's talk about language. I don't mean whether or not foreigners who come here should learn English or whether the word "a" or "an" should be used with particular vowels or consonants. I mean real language. The language that you and I both use every day. Someone recently said to me that the kind of language I use ( Read more... )