Ok, I'm back. Liking the fact that no one reads this

If you are reading this, please leave a comment. I've considered starting regular posts again, but I would like to know who my audience is, if they exist. Some readers might not have a comment ready, if this is the case just leave a random collection of profanity, or the link to a porn site as a comment.

It's unrealistic that the main character in Groundhog Day could live the same day over, and over again with no consequences, and never "curb stomp" anyone. The movie is funny as is, but a Bill Murry curb stomping montage, come on.

Overalls look stupid, they are the opposite of a leather jacket. All life forms look cooler in a leather jacket, and look like more of a dork in overalls.

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20676810/

Who took a swig from my 40?

I've been watching reruns of "Weakest Link", and "Hells Kitchen". It got me thinking that the hosts of both game shows get paid to insult foreigners to there face, and get all cocky, and scream at them and stuff. How did they set that up? Any one who knows me, knows I would be really good at that. I'm not picky about what country I go to rip on, as ( Read more... )

I'm sure everyone reading this has seen a show were someone gets all hysterical and the person they are talking to slaps them and it "slaps them out of it" and they calm down. I plan to do that in the next situation where someone is upset near me.

I'm gonna bitch slap the next person who asks me, "How do you like working Sundays?".

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