"Tornados" in "Iowa"?

[awq]

Lately I've heard a lot of media hype about tornados in Iowa. First of all if you are near a tornado remember that tornados can sense movement, and smell fear. Second the tornado is only a figment of your imagination and if you don't believe in it, it can't hurt you

Comments

[lordsmoothbutt]

Mike, I am so glad that somone had the balls to stand up and say it!
Too long have we sat idly by and allowed these rumors, myths, and misconceptions to run rampent.

FUCK THOSE BASTARDS AND GET MY TIRE IRON WE'RE GONNA RUMBLE WITH THOSE BASTARD FAKE TORNADOS!!!!!!