1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Who is this "Bill" person you speak of, and why am I suppost to pay him?

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Haven't had one of those in a while, I never take myself anywhere romantic, and frankly I'm getting pissed off with myself about it.

4. If you could go back and change one thing what ( Read more... )

Well, I've transcended into the retarded zone again ( Read more... )

I gotta find out how to get on the next World Series Of Pop Culture (On VH1).

For some reason I'm a sponge for random, needless, obscure facts about pop culture.

I'm watching it and answering 99% of the questions.

I really need to figure out how to make my memory for needless information into a useful skill.

Can I Buy You A "Drank"?

Maybe Take You Back To My "Crib"?

We Can Smoke A "Phat Spliff"!

Maybe Throw Back A "Forty".

Just Make Sure You Don't Get "All Up In My Grill"

Or Else A "Honkey" Bout To Get "A Cap Busted In His Ass"

Fo Sho

No offense, karma ( Read more... )

I swear that Burger King is out to drive me insane ( Read more... )

I got home today and watched several hours of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" on Mtv ( Read more... )

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?  (Written by kids)

* You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

* No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way ( Read more... )

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.  We can be President. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics ( Read more... )

As I'm sure you're all aware I haven't been online in a long long time. This was originally due to a conflict that the hellhouse (the house I used to live at in Collingdale) had with PECO (The Philly power company for those of you not around here). They said we had to actually pay for our power and we disagreed. It was a classic lovers spat. They ( Read more... )