At least they were thorough enough to list Elton John twice.

[axewound21]

Listening to the wrong popular music makes you gay! (Well, at least that's what this one Christian website claims.)

Do yourself a favor and read the whole list. I kept thinking it couldn't get any sillier, and then I'd hit something that made me laugh even more.

And put down that Ravi Shankar record, Mary!

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[20thcenturyboy]

I love that Elton John is (really gay). Ahahah1

[axewound21]

Even better: click on "SAFE BANDS" to the left.

[hashbrownsrgood]

HOW COME FALL OUT BOY ISN'T ON THE LIST????

[axewound21]

They needed the extra space for Boy George's asterisk.

[hashbrownsrgood]

you know, i actually checked the bottom for an note, which is what asterisks usually mean right?*

*I mean if they really wanted to make it stand out all they had to do was put (really gay) like they did with Elton the second time. Is Boy George less gay than Elton? Isn that what they meant by it?

[youarebonfante]

Damn, I better get rid of my Cole Porter albums.

And hold the phone, what is gay about Lisa Loeb? She is trying to find hetero love in the big city - I've seen "#1 Single!"

I have it on good authority that Dweezil doesn't have a penis.

[axewound21]

Yes, but something about those kitty kat glasses makes lesbos wanna touch their vajayjays. We have a team of scientists on it, but no one's been able to determine the cause yet.

Re: I have it on good authority that Dweezil doesn't have a penis.

[youarebonfante]

ok ok ok this guy has a myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/donniedavies

tell me you saw his music video before youtube killed it. the chorus is "god hates fags, god hates fags, god hates fags. if you're a fag, he hates you too" i haven't hear better lyrics since "evel knievel: the rock opera"

hours of entertainment?

[youarebonfante]

"I am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I'm trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that "God hates a Fag" I am doing Gods work, I'm preaching.

When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay." -Donnie

I KNEW IT.

[smartypantsnyc]

LOL Wilson Phillips???

And I don't know if what made you laugh was Morrissey, but how on earth is HE questionable??? He's even gayer than I am, and I'm pretty freakin gay.

<3
R

[dracs]

Ha, Elton John is mentioned twice on that list... I suppose he's twice as gay?