with the mile-high torso ( Read more... )

i would much rather look for any other natural alternative.

an herbal remedy.

an exercise remedy.

im already exercising more than I can afford in time.

what to do?

i dont like my parents and i want to leave.

cleaning my room to Air.

big mistake?

who knows.

I just know that whenever "Tell Me Baby" comes on the radio, I scream and make a scary monster face and immediately change the station. I have the same reaction to almost any "pretty" RHCP song.

Fuck you Jon.

I went to BaGG for the first time tonight ( Read more... )

she shoots. she scores.

with a guy on sara boren's couch.

that guy will remain nameless.

el oh el. no sex. just kissies and cuddles. during south park?

total sweetheart though. i was thinking the entire time "wow, this beats sex and NO cuddling any day!"

so, congrats dude. you rule at tehhh affection.

hmm.

i was driving.

and thinking about all my old friends.

a lot of my friends kinda... recycled themselves within the group.

even i did. in that group.

thats nuts. i wonder how everyone feels about that.

IN MY VAG.

thanks, dr. arrowhead. oh yeah, and thank you for having an incredibly ironic last name.

mom made me brownies.

and gave me like a billion dollars worth of food.

she swears like I don't get fed at dad's.

oh wait. hahaha. yes, it is like Abu Ghraib here.

so, you know what happens when you skip a few days of birth control?

you start bleeeeding again.

and you get terrible dizziness and headaches.

and 911 dispatch sends 5 firefighters to chill in your living room while they take your blood pressure.

and send you to the hospital.

this morning was a huge production.

Dad: So, did you have fun tonight?

Me: Yeah, definitely.

Dad: Were you with JON??????????????????

Me: NO! I'm not even talking to him anymore! I was with Megan, Caitlyn, and Amanda.

oh my god.

blades of glory.

is sooo funny.

"Take your shoes off before you walk on the berber."
"Why would we step on baby food?"

PLASTIC ( Read more... )