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It's amazing really, a girl can be the same person she was yesterday but by getting a different haircut suddenly she's dripping with reinvigorated sex appeal in the eyes of a boy.

Does shagging a face-butt count as oral or anal sex?

During most of the past decade looking after my ill father, I've continued to dream of living in America, but I had responsibilities and fears that kept me from ever pushing forward with this. It has been something I've wanted my entire life, as anyone around me knows and I even got to visit in 2006 as the best gift my dad ever gave me. I'd never ( Read more... )

I just don't know how to cope anymore.

I want to escape so far away.

Cannot handle this.

"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope."

"The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you."

My friends, I literally welcome the next presidents of the United States, Joe Biden and Barack America.

THEY’VE COME FOR BRAINS, YOU’LL GIVE THEM...BULLETS!


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Proving my point that everyone is better brunette, even Blondie

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This song is awesome. It's like a kind of proto-Garbage, and I'm shocked I'd not heard it before today.