To the Checkout Girl at Target

[axiomr]

I'd like to thank you.

I was stuck in that line for ages, but because you decided to go to work without a bra and your top button undone, the long ass last minute Christmas shopping wait wasn't so bad.

I salute you!

I also thank you for not questioning why I was buying a Hannah Montana CD.

Comments

[kelsall]

There was a Doctor Who marathon on today, I thought of you.

Hope you had a good christmas.

[axiomr]

A friend jokingly suggested a date idea in which I put a girl in a pit, then lower lotion down a rope in a basket to her. Perhaps followed by trying on her clothes. I thought of you and then cited it as a good idea, which then seemed to horrify the friend in question.

What do you think? Should get he the hose? :)

I hope your year is off to a good start.

P.S. Actually I should note to anyone else who might read this that she loves Silence of the Lambs, it's a reference, I'm not psycho I swear *eye twitches*

[shadzane]

I love the shop girls at Christmas. Especally when they wear tops with loose collars that seem perfectly chaste when they are standing up but you can see right down when they bend over to get something beneath the counter...

[so_like_candy]

lol