Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Blogger,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enough...

I've never seen a Harry Potter movie, nor read the books, but upon hearing the name Nymphadora Tonks, I find it the best name anyone has ever had, and I really hope the character isn't supposed to be underage, as that is the most shaggable name I've ever seen.

Guys get horribly defensive about the people they find attractive. If you disagree with their perception of a stunning woman, they will insist you're lying to yourself, and become angry in the same way as if you'd just called their mother a whore ( Read more... )

I smell so good right now, I could stick my armpit in a girls face and she'd reply 'Why sir, you have a most masculine and pleasant scent, I wish to partake in relations with you right this instant"

I'm booked! I'm paid for! I'm bloody poor now!

17th-31st San Diego and L.A.

BUT

Because of the delay waiting for my sister, I now have nowhere to stay in San Diego, joy! Time troll hotel websites.

BUT

It's done, so I'm happy.

:( darn Brazil

My dad had pain in his feet the past couple of days, so I took him to get it checked out. Turns out he may have some arterial blockage slowing the blood flow to his feet. This will require surgery and there's a possibility he'll actually lose his feet if that doesn't work.

Australia! Fuck yeah!

I wrote this quickly. This story is set in the long long ago, during the before time ( Read more... )

Well I'm sold

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