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axismedic

It's not on me to turn the fate

Sep 17, 2005 16:22

Don't you find it completely degrading when you're out on a run in the streets and people do the wolf whistle? It's an insult, as if I'm just a piece of meat rather than a dedicated athlete. Next time someone does that...well, I'll write about what I'll do when it happens. Probably tomorrow, knowing the horny fuckers in my town ( Read more... )

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Erm, alrighty then punkwithpanache September 17 2005, 22:19:19 UTC

(imagines Jack in just a bra)

You know, I used to think that the POW MIA flag was actually talking about someone called Powmia, who was lost in some war and there was a book about him. Sadly, it wasn't until a year ago I figured it out.

Which branch? The actually army, or the reserves?

axismedic September 18 2005, 01:09:02 UTC

*imagines myself wearing Will's bra* Oh wait...I don't have to imagine.

I'm going to obviously do some research on the matter first, but all I know so far is that I want to be in the army Army. Infantry. Not the Air Force, or the Navy, or even the Marines. The real Army. I function best on land, and my speed will be handy in battle.

Confoozeled punkwithpanache September 18 2005, 18:04:00 UTC

What are the Marines, then?

axismedic September 18 2005, 21:42:57 UTC

I believe the Marines are both land and sea soldiers. I prefer strictly ground.

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axismedic September 18 2005, 21:46:40 UTC

Well, thank you! And oh MAN, I hope I get sent to Germany. Did he have to learn the language at all or were there enough English speakers around?

I'm probably the freak who'll love boot camp. Rigorous, tear-inducing pain all day and always being expected to do better? That's MY kind of place!

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axismedic September 22 2005, 01:45:45 UTC

A typical moving scene:

"Honey! Could you help me with these floorboards?"
"Sure, dear. Here, let's load them into the truck over here, on top of the wall borders. Where's Paul?"
"Here I am, Daddy! You missed this!"
"Oh, thanks son. The bathroom doorknob - how could I forget this?"

PLACE!!! punkwithpanache September 19 2005, 20:28:39 UTC

Officer Perron! You have passed boot camp and are now in active service!

NOOOO! I LIKED BOOT CAMP!!!! Do I get to go to Germany?

Stop knowing me! axismedic September 20 2005, 02:23:27 UTC

Wow...that was far too like me to not be sufficiently creepy.

One of my mates would probably grumble, "I bet training under Saddam Hussein would be nicer than this." The sergeant would, of course, hear this and punish the culprit to many sit-ups, push-ups and generally just more rigorous and painful exercise. Everyone else would look upon him or her with pity, while I would watch in jealousy before running around and screaming how sexy Hitler is. Then I'm SURE I would get even a fuller experience out of boot camp!

...Or perhaps get sent to the psych ward, be immediately deemed terminally insane, and discharged from the service. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PSYCHE!!! punkwithpanache September 21 2005, 23:39:44 UTC

Just don't let it slip that you like women and you have one waiting for you...hey if we marry before you go off into service, I'd be a war wife!

axismedic September 22 2005, 01:42:42 UTC

They never used to let gays into the service, then when they were forced to, their catchphrase was, "Don't ask, don't tell." AHAHA. That's just...a riot.

I love imagining how your mutter's going to react to this.