Sperm Retention Bitchiness

[axistence]

this past weekend was just ... ugh. I was suffering from a severe case of SRB. I would either be too busy to have a good 'ol masturbation session; if not, my roomate would be around. The whole week was just pretty stressful. So Saturday night rolls around, and i think: "ahhh, its saturday, everyone should be out, time for me to have a nice looong

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[ishimmer]

Hahahaha, LOL!

Sorry but that's the funniest thing i heard this week.

Do it in the shower la!

[axistence]

i tried. i guess i need mah visual images for stimulation. but then again, it DID take my a while to get full stiffy even when watching porn.

[chinpokomon]

well, maybe it's time for you to start paying more attention to his time table ;o)

[chinpokomon]

mental picture : axis running around with a hardon trying to aim at his roomie.. "stay still goddamit! woi, come back here and take it like a man~!!"

wow, you <i>are</i> alive!

[blinkyeyed]

barely huh? ;P

sorry dude, no advice for you on this one. ;)

Re: wow, you <i>are</i> alive!

[axistence]

hehe ^o^ its been a busy semester :)

siao char bor

[x0jae0x]

now tats wat i call pernography!

Re: siao char bor

[axistence]

*humps*