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Immersive 9-11 experience
From AM New York this morning. The memorial's fine and completely appropriate, but I'm not sure how I feel about the immersion part...I mean, would people actually want to go through it? I'm trying to find comparable events I'd find interesting to see through the eyes of the victim, but am having a hard time. I guess if you look at 9/11 as an ( Read more... ) -
When does basketball season start?
I'm not gonna let the fact that I don't really follow college football make me lose the opportunity to say: Take that, bitches. -
Huh?
Amazon's recommendations for me are a little confusing:- I rated Grosse Pointe Blank with 5 stars, so they recommend: The George Foreman Grill with removable pans.
- I rated Linkin Park's Meteora with 5 stars, so they recommend: a Tim McGraw CD.
And my favorite:- I rated A Christmas Story with 4 stars, so obviously I'll want to buy:
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Based on a true story
Overheard in a Spanish Harlem Duane Reade this morning, while the lady in front of me was arguing over 90 ( Read more... ) -
They're not much bigger than 2 meters
I'm not sure if anyone, including Dave Barry, has thought of this, but I'm watching A New Hope just for some background noise while I work and just realized that "The Bullseye Womprats" would be a great name for a band. -
Gimme 10 cc's of Pepperidge Farm, stat
The ass trilogy is slowly permeating my body, and I've got a hankerin' for some pizza-flavored goldfish. Methinks it's nothing a little mango Gatorade can't handle. -
Use your fucking indoor voice
How come it always feels like Josh is yelling when I read his posts? If you ask me, I think it's the roids -
Life beater
The marriage is off to a rocky start. I innocently forgot to put my wedding ring on yesterday after my shower because my mind was occupied with how I could make my wife as happy as possible that day. So I walked around the city all day without it, a helpless male in the Lipstick Jungle. I was a little taken aback when she got all snippy when she ( Read more... ) -
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Well now, this is about the worst thing I've read in a while: Baby In Stroller Stabbed On Manhattan Street -
Excellence, thy name is Kristy McNichol
Nice, they're showing The Pirate Movie on the Fox Movie Channel. But come on, only 1 out of 4 stars?!?!? That's fine though, it just means more people will pass it up, leaving more pirate goodness for me and Emily.
I only hope that someday I get as fine a theme song as "I am the Pirate King" with such clever lyrics as:
The ladies shield and ( Read more... )