Taxerdermy saved my life.

[axlegrease]

The grandfather clock never let me leave my room. Somehow, the clock's grandfather-like powers kept me inside my own pit of smelly, rotting, self loathing. The time had come for me to overthrow this tick-tocking menace. But how?... Ah-ha!! My frozen fish collection! Frozen fish are a grandfather clock's natural enemy. So I put my plan into action.

Comments

[anonymous]

This is ridiculously insipid.

[axlegrease]

Thank you.