LAST PERSON WHO ( Read more... )

Catcalls in the morning are so uncalled for. Stupid pathetic assholes. Would it be considered assault if I punched him in his fucking face? Or self-defense?

Also, I need additional opinions for a debate. It's vital for my social standing and sanity... As per cheap beer, which is better: Rheingold or PBR? Vital, I say!

Sometimes, when it's a really overcast morning and I can't see Manhattan from my bedroom window, I smile to myself and think, "Ahh, no work today."

Know ( Read more... )

Ever find yourself falling into something that you know will most likely not end well? I mean, I try hard not to look past the present and assume one outcome or another. But in some situations, the signs cannot be ignored. He's my best friend's friend, he's just out of a long-term relationship, he's incredibly unreliable, he's addicted to pot, ( Read more... )

I met the cutest baby yesterday. Her name is Natalia, she's six months old, and her dad works here at MoMA with housekeeping. He brought her by, plopped her on my desk, and she was just smiling her heart out. She made some happy noises, stuck her tongue out, and showed us her dance.

I really wish I had a photo of her to post.

My roommates make life worth living ( Read more... )

Thank you, MySpace.

Christopher: I can't think of anything more exciting than Bed Bath and Beyond
Christopher: oh wait *peels corn*

Friday Night

Sat at home, drinking Rheingold alone, listening to The Shins, hoping something fun would roll my way.  Viola, muh Chris enters with Chris Mis, the uber hot lead singer/guitarist of Swinger Eight, my favorite NYC band.  A night of beer, substances, spitting, and the penis game ensues.  I end up stealing Chris Mis' leather bracelet and ( Read more... )

I just realized what annoys me so much about 50% of the guards at the Museum: they say things that most people reserve for thinking.

Example - "You see how nice I am?" -- "That's how I do things, I blah blah blah..." -- "I should be at so-and-so post."

God damn. Shut the fuck up.