I'm bored of axtheuniverse.  No one reads or replies.  And I'm too old for a personal diary.

Hence, the birth of shitsenorita!!

Mom visited this weekend. Billy is here now. Hot Dan may come in early September.

Who's next?

20 years ago I ( Read more... )

Ever just get fed up with your job? Well, it's not really my job I'm sick of. Nevermind ( Read more... )

The Shins make me want to be single. Is that weird..?

Upon further review, it appears that Sean will not play a consequential role in the future. He may enter the scene for abbreviated instances, but all significant encounters will be eliminated.

Please inquire for details.

Thank you.

The best part about a salaried job is being able to take a sick day to go to a Mets game. Yesterday was the best "migraine" ever!

Oh, and Sean is totally fun! He definitely convinced me to play hooky, and I don't regret it at all. He treated me to sunblock, baseball, french fries, beer, and sushi. Looks like I've got a keeper!

I was just thisclose to choking to death. I don't get how a freakin piece of rice can cause so much damage to my lung!!

You'd think that millions of years of evolution would take care of those details. Eff you, epiglottis!!

Guess who has a door??!!!!???!?!!?!?!?!

MUH!!

Guess who's getting a kitty soon??!!!!???!?!!?!?!?!

WUH!!!

Guess who's gonna be invited to our house-warming party??!!!!???!?!!?!?!?!

YUH!!!!

I think my favorite complaint from tourists is "This place is not visitor-friendly." Um, hello? New York? Kinda sorta known for not being friendly.

That's one thing I'll miss when I leave the city: being inexplicably rude to whomever I please.