If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co- dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you have paranoid-delusional, we know who are you and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
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