Pink Cradles

Dec 24, 2009 02:40

Title: Pink Cradles
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it...not necessarily how you want it, though.
Notes: Cameo appearances by SuJu and SNSD.

Key, the reigning diva of the household, was pouting in earnest. That was never a good sign. )

fandom: shinee, pairing: onew/key [onkey], rating: g

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almondsluber December 24 2009, 07:35:10 UTC
xDDDDDD puppy!Taem with faildragon!Minho.
Will comment again tomorrow when I have a proper computer and keyboard xD

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ayaa_chandesu December 24 2009, 10:53:25 UTC
BB. <3
ASADCASCVDSCVZDCSA I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SPOT YOU AND NAO I FEEL GUILTY T________________T
Gah. Will remember next time, okay? D: Dun hate me forever T________________T

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almondsluber December 24 2009, 20:37:05 UTC
fjdsifjdsoifjadsofjd It's okay!

:D NEXT TIME?! :D YES PLEASE!!! 8DDDD Kekekekeke silly Unnie, I can only love you forever not hate you forever .___.

"I'm just--It's just that my biological clock is ticking--"

"You're not even twenty!" Jonghyun was the unfortunate receiving end of Key's rice bowl.

"As I was saying," Key smiled sweetly at Jinki, while Minho helped Jonghyun back on his chair. "Jinki, baby, sweetheart, darling..." Key ignored the gagging noises at the back from Taemin and Minho, "Are we getting one?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! biological clock! Oh Key, Key, Key, what shall we ever do with you?! YOU'RE SUCH A DIVA!!! ::SQUISHES YOU::

JJONG LMFAOOOOOOOOOO OH GAWD, OUR JJONGS ARE ALWAYS GETTING THE ABUSIVE END FROM KEY xDDDDDDDDDD

"Yes, that means no," Jinki was tempted to smack Jonghyun for constantly putting his foot in his mouth, but Key beat him to it, this time throwing the kimchi pot.LMFAO I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND YOUR KEY AND YOUR ONEW AND YOUR JJONG DAMMIT I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS!!!! IT IS AN ( ... )

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ayaa_chandesu December 25 2009, 04:10:39 UTC
KYAAAAAA QUOTES <3 *PRACTICALLY HAS AN ORGASM* 8DDDD

YES, NEXT FIC I WILL REMEMBER TO SPOT CHU ;_____; BECAUSE HOW COULD I EVER FORGET MY BB ;______;

Jjong is the easiest to take anger out on, trust me. BAHAHAHA
OMG OUR COLLAB WILL BE SO FRIGGIN AWESOME ONCE WE ACTUALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THE COLLAB WHICH WON'T BE UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS BECAUSE STUPID CHRISTMAS GOT IN THE WAY D8 *clings to chu ;______;*

A JEALOUS!KEY FIC WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA!!! DO ET DO ET DO ET DO ET DO ET DO ET *goes on forever*

You know, I only just remembered I wrote Jjong as a Chihuahua in Sleeping Divas, my brain's all over the place @_____@ *SNEAKS A DUBU HUG AND QUICKLY RUNS AWAY WHEN KEY GOES AFTER ME >_____>* ohohoho~

ASFWGWRVBSEWVBWE4GRVEWFW3EGFVEDSVDSFGERBH I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT BB!!!!!!! <3 SO EXCITED ABOUT MAKING A COLLAB!!!! D8

Btw, about your message, if you want a timezone you can use London :D I was online most of the afternoon but chu never came on but it's okay since it's Christmas Eve D8 I won't be online on Christmas Day either D8 So I'll ( ... )

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xxqod December 24 2009, 07:48:05 UTC
ROFL!
Key as a baby, so evil!xD
when he changes back and thinks they lie to him lolz!
I really lost it when Taemin said he wanted a dog xD
Poor Jonghyun XD first the baby and now a dog ^^
<3 ~~

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ayaa_chandesu December 24 2009, 10:54:14 UTC
Thank you hun XD

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bubblegumbow December 24 2009, 08:46:12 UTC
Leeteuk and Sungmin arrived at the SHINee dorm ten minutes later, opening the door to a screaming Jonghyun with what seemed to be a baby perched on his shoulders and pulling on his hair.

OMG, I totally visualised this and it had me laughing for a good minute. This is win throughout. And LOL taemin into a puppy. Two thumbs up for you!

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ayaa_chandesu December 24 2009, 10:54:49 UTC
Aww thank you hun! <3

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pixziestikxz December 24 2009, 09:05:54 UTC
OMG THAT MADE MY DAY.

BABY KEY IS JUST. DAHGAHFJASJSJS. ♥

and the ending. OMG THE ENDING. LMAO

PUPPY TAEMIN. IT SUITS HIM. LOL.

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ayaa_chandesu December 24 2009, 10:55:16 UTC
ADASDASFQEWADCAS. <3
Thank you bb, I'm glad you liked it xD

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pixziestikxz December 24 2009, 18:05:02 UTC
hahah me and my incoherent comments. xD

and yes, I liked it a lot. xD ♥

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ayaa_chandesu December 25 2009, 04:12:25 UTC
Me and my incoherent replies <3
INCOHERENT COMMENTS FEED ME. 8D

I'm glad you did, hun. <3

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mankadi December 24 2009, 16:12:01 UTC
omg!!!! bb!!! so goooood!!
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"It's no problem at all," Sungmin began, still patting Key's back. "In fact, Kibum wasn't too bad--oh, God." Sungmin closed his eyes as the vomit slid slimily down his back.

Key got his revenge after all.
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hahahaha key <3333
cute minmin~
Jjong--- EPIC WIN!!-- so histerical XD

U better write a sequal to this bb!!
<33333333333333

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ayaa_chandesu December 25 2009, 04:13:17 UTC
BB <33 God I totally abandoned you on MSN, I'm really sorry T____T

WHAT SEQUEL? D8

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mankadi December 25 2009, 08:17:31 UTC
Yeah.. how coould you?!?! :3
JkJk bb its okay <333

To this one-shot.. but with 2min!! :)
*big cute puppy eyes*

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ayaa_chandesu December 25 2009, 11:25:29 UTC
Gah D: I'm not too sure about that, I'll think about it though D:
Which totally means I don't know what the hell I'd write about XDDD

ilu <3

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