Title: Pink Cradles
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it...not necessarily how you want it, though.
Notes: Cameo appearances by SuJu and SNSD.
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Key, the reigning diva of the household, was pouting in earnest. That was never a good sign. )
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Will comment again tomorrow when I have a proper computer and keyboard xD
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ASADCASCVDSCVZDCSA I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SPOT YOU AND NAO I FEEL GUILTY T________________T
Gah. Will remember next time, okay? D: Dun hate me forever T________________T
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:D NEXT TIME?! :D YES PLEASE!!! 8DDDD Kekekekeke silly Unnie, I can only love you forever not hate you forever .___.
"I'm just--It's just that my biological clock is ticking--"
"You're not even twenty!" Jonghyun was the unfortunate receiving end of Key's rice bowl.
"As I was saying," Key smiled sweetly at Jinki, while Minho helped Jonghyun back on his chair. "Jinki, baby, sweetheart, darling..." Key ignored the gagging noises at the back from Taemin and Minho, "Are we getting one?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! biological clock! Oh Key, Key, Key, what shall we ever do with you?! YOU'RE SUCH A DIVA!!! ::SQUISHES YOU::
JJONG LMFAOOOOOOOOOO OH GAWD, OUR JJONGS ARE ALWAYS GETTING THE ABUSIVE END FROM KEY xDDDDDDDDDD
"Yes, that means no," Jinki was tempted to smack Jonghyun for constantly putting his foot in his mouth, but Key beat him to it, this time throwing the kimchi pot.LMFAO I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND YOUR KEY AND YOUR ONEW AND YOUR JJONG DAMMIT I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS!!!! IT IS AN ( ... )
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YES, NEXT FIC I WILL REMEMBER TO SPOT CHU ;_____; BECAUSE HOW COULD I EVER FORGET MY BB ;______;
Jjong is the easiest to take anger out on, trust me. BAHAHAHA
OMG OUR COLLAB WILL BE SO FRIGGIN AWESOME ONCE WE ACTUALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THE COLLAB WHICH WON'T BE UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS BECAUSE STUPID CHRISTMAS GOT IN THE WAY D8 *clings to chu ;______;*
A JEALOUS!KEY FIC WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA!!! DO ET DO ET DO ET DO ET DO ET DO ET *goes on forever*
You know, I only just remembered I wrote Jjong as a Chihuahua in Sleeping Divas, my brain's all over the place @_____@ *SNEAKS A DUBU HUG AND QUICKLY RUNS AWAY WHEN KEY GOES AFTER ME >_____>* ohohoho~
ASFWGWRVBSEWVBWE4GRVEWFW3EGFVEDSVDSFGERBH I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT BB!!!!!!! <3 SO EXCITED ABOUT MAKING A COLLAB!!!! D8
Btw, about your message, if you want a timezone you can use London :D I was online most of the afternoon but chu never came on but it's okay since it's Christmas Eve D8 I won't be online on Christmas Day either D8 So I'll ( ... )
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Key as a baby, so evil!xD
when he changes back and thinks they lie to him lolz!
I really lost it when Taemin said he wanted a dog xD
Poor Jonghyun XD first the baby and now a dog ^^
<3 ~~
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OMG, I totally visualised this and it had me laughing for a good minute. This is win throughout. And LOL taemin into a puppy. Two thumbs up for you!
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BABY KEY IS JUST. DAHGAHFJASJSJS. ♥
and the ending. OMG THE ENDING. LMAO
PUPPY TAEMIN. IT SUITS HIM. LOL.
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Thank you bb, I'm glad you liked it xD
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and yes, I liked it a lot. xD ♥
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INCOHERENT COMMENTS FEED ME. 8D
I'm glad you did, hun. <3
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"It's no problem at all," Sungmin began, still patting Key's back. "In fact, Kibum wasn't too bad--oh, God." Sungmin closed his eyes as the vomit slid slimily down his back.
Key got his revenge after all.
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hahahaha key <3333
cute minmin~
Jjong--- EPIC WIN!!-- so histerical XD
U better write a sequal to this bb!!
<33333333333333
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WHAT SEQUEL? D8
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JkJk bb its okay <333
To this one-shot.. but with 2min!! :)
*big cute puppy eyes*
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Which totally means I don't know what the hell I'd write about XDDD
ilu <3
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