you know it's a b movie when the hot porn-star-trying-to-make-it-as-a-legitimate-actress marine biologist says, "Assuming we didn't just fly up here to look at a gigantic snake, i'd like to know what the U.S. government needs with his boa and my implants ( Read more... )

and i just wanted everyone to know that i'm still awake with no plans so far as to when i'll be sleeping. i've found that the best movies on HBO don't start till 1 or 2. what's the point of sleeping at all?

so, the big thing for seniors to order this year from josten's aside from the cap and gown was the "senior tankard". it's a giant tankard with a list of the seniors' names and it has a really nice design on the front. the last keg party i was at, someone was chugging beer out of said tankard. honestly, what did they think we were going to use it ( Read more... )

LAYER ONE: On The Outside ( Read more... )

The Seven Deadly Sins ( Read more... )

allie-ween is very soon, and i've been pondering gift ideas, but they won't let me ship myself all the way to vermont. those bas-tards (if you say 'bastard' separated like that it sounds hilarious). seriousment ( Read more... )

and.......

happy birthday allie! no i didn't forget. my internet's been down. i miss you like i miss goals in sports. what do you want for allie-ween?

Your life ( Read more... )

and that's a shirt-free store where they don't take credit cards ( Read more... )

tomorrow we take george to the vet ( Read more... )