today i undertook an epic voyage. it should've only lasted an hour and a half, but mom was driving and missed our exit. so instead of driving straight to western, we toured the state of kentucky. and i've come away with this advice ( Read more... )

did you watch the oscars? did you see elijah sitting next to dominic? that's all i have to say about that.

oh. and lotr:11, the man:0

Your name?* adam ( Read more... )

today i called cato caitlin while she was driving and we had a magical 9.56 second conversation that altered my life like nothing else could. i miss the caitlin, and goddamn that crazy turn what took her from me! that is all i have to say about that. except for now all's i have to do to talk to cato dearest is say her name into my phone. and i ( Read more... )

::sings:: nothing to dooooooooo. i was going to plan a jesse jail-break, but i figure the parents Gall hate me so much at the moment that they would have installed killer android lawn gnomes by now ( Read more... )

adam is.

because it rocks.

hardcore.

boston, for those of you who don't know, is cooler than your mom. hence, i shall move there. that is all.

au revoir, chicos et chicas.

just not the ones i want. i think i should send a few milkshakes out in the mail (with anti-anthrax seals on them for safety purposes) and see if they get the hint ( Read more... )

for those of you who don't know, emory is a lovely speech tournament at which you can sleep a whole heck of a lot if you want to ( Read more... )

adam blows. the spinner gets stuck, i pull the lowest salary card, i get a divorce and have to pay child support for a minivan full of kids. and not just any minivan. the orange one. that's right ( Read more... )

or i'll do it myself ( Read more... )