oh man. a customer tried that at the Bottom of the Hill Newsstand in New Brunswick once. I hit him in the face with a field hockey stick, spit in his cheesesteak, and handed it to his overpainted ho. God, I love independent-seemlyish business types.
i know the consumer holds the key to the safe here in the good ol' usa but...too much is too much when you can't even keep a counter between you and the fuckin crazy caffiene fiending masses.
You should have picked up the phone and dialed 911 the second he stepped back there. Then when they showed up, acted all girly and told the cops you felt threatened. (He'd say he never threatened you, and that's just fine because you only said you *felt threatened.) They wouldn't have dragged him off to the pokey but he would have been very embarassed.
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No, not Jesus being a prick -- the customer.
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a customer tried that at the Bottom of the Hill Newsstand in New Brunswick once. I hit him in the face with a field hockey stick, spit in his cheesesteak, and handed it to his overpainted ho. God, I love independent-seemlyish business types.
you've got yr car in the Bronx? whoa.
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i mean....
i know the consumer holds the key to the safe here in the good ol' usa but...too much is too much when you can't even keep a counter between you and the fuckin crazy caffiene fiending masses.
sheesh.
i'da fuckin whooped his ass....
oh okay, i'm bluffing.
but ida thrown his thermos outside on the street.
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