the media chooses all the wrong times to be gender neutral ( Read more... )

time for the pendulum to swing the other way, goddammit.

i'm at work and someone said to me: you look like that guitar player from AC/DC. do you play the guitar?

that i hate anonymous comments.

sinus pressure.
ahhh.
i'm supposed to eat a clove of garlic and then take the hottest shower i can handle.
whoa.

um.
i lied. no one on the social networks knew it was my b-day.
i didn't check that box.
ha. that's funny. hahaha.

um.
what do you do when you realize that the project you just stayed up all night for (2.5 hours of sleep ya'll) isn't due for three days?
ha.
ha ha.

i feel a little crazy.

you are moving back in
with your parents. my father
(your ex) has already moved
back in with his parent.
funny, isn't it?

the way that when you ( Read more... )