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They spread like the swine flu, and are just as awesome. I chopped the last question off where it guilts you into re-posting in the hopes that it doesn't spread any further. :uP ( Read more... ) -
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- 15:48 Holy shit, I think I have some serious subconscious emotional problems. #
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So, I'm so fucking sick of hearing about this swine flu shit on the news and in the newspaper like it's the second coming of the bubonic plague ( Read more... ) -
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- 20:31 Fuck you Tony Almeida, you doublecrossing piece of shit! #
- 15:43 I'm old, my hairline is receding, and nobody loves me. I'm going to die alone! #
- 15:44 I think about this kind of stuff when I'm on the can making number two. #
- 15:45 I really am overpaid. Also, I need to stop eating so much jalepenos. #
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- 10:59 Fun with suffixes: dildo, dildoed, dildee, dildoey, dildoable, dildoiferous, dildosis, dildoism. #
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- 14:40 TWEET TWEET! I'm @ work, and I'm in the john sitting on the can. Twitter rules! #
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- 16:14 John Madden retired today. I'm so fucking sad. #
- 16:15 That means the last game he called was the Cardinals in the Super Bowl. #
- 16:17 I'm such a nerd. I almost feel like crying. Sundays won't be the same. #
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- 05:02 Almost to KC. Still killing time in Cleveland. I'm tired as hell. Having a yo-yo in your pocket makes security checkpoints fun! #
- 05:17 Man, there are some fugly people in Cleveland. I think I'm sitting next to Ma Fratelli's granddaughter. Yikes! It's an Addams Family reu ... #
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Leaving for the airport in 30 minutes!!
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Who's Buried In Grant's Tomb?
I was supposed to go out tonight with my ex to the Barrett-Jackson auction. For those of you not familiar, it's like the biggest, fanciest car show in the country for people who somehow have managed to still have more money than they know what to do with in this economy. They hold it every year out here, and it's a pretty big deal. The lame ( Read more... )