Question: Why does the fucking power go out every time it rains in this backward town? I certainly didn't plan on this when I signed up to live on the 9th goddamn floor
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"Question: Why does the fucking power go out every time it rains in this backward town? I certainly didn't plan on this when I signed up to live on the 9th goddamn floor."
Maybe not, but you should have planned on the "backward[ness]" when you applied and said "yes I will Yes" to Kenyon. Did you LOOK at a map? Did you see Gambier equidistant from London, Paris, New York, Rio, Florence, Prague, Karachi, and Tokyo? Why didn't you go somewhere big? Because, if you did, you'd be no more "cosmopolitan" than anyone else, but here you think you have an advantage. You're like the 40-year-old single guy who feels good about himself because he plays tackle football with 10-year-olds.
Turns out 'twasn't the rain--one of the transformers started emitting sparks, so they turned them off just in case. Not that that's much better, but you know.
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Maybe not, but you should have planned on the "backward[ness]" when you applied and said "yes I will Yes" to Kenyon. Did you LOOK at a map? Did you see Gambier equidistant from London, Paris, New York, Rio, Florence, Prague, Karachi, and Tokyo? Why didn't you go somewhere big? Because, if you did, you'd be no more "cosmopolitan" than anyone else, but here you think you have an advantage. You're like the 40-year-old single guy who feels good about himself because he plays tackle football with 10-year-olds.
Also, where/why did you encounter Maguire?
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