Seriously, can a cat be trained to wipe its own butt (whout dragging it across the floor)? Because it's either that, or I need to get a groomer to shave Bella's butt fur. Oh it's cute and all. Fluffy kitty butt ( Read more... )

You know. It'd be really nice if just once... just once... I didn't have to practically ask my boyfriend if we could spend a few hours together on a Saturday night. Every fucking week, on the day that he said was our "date night", I sit on my butt and watch football and wait for him to wake up, then go have his lunch, and then get online or ( Read more... )

I've posted before about my best friend's issues. I won't go in to detail because that's her story, and not mine to tell. But they're manifesting in a lack of... well... everything ( Read more... )

Not going to say much. Just going to let it all speak for itself. I have removed her last name, at least ( Read more... )

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So it's Saturday night and the boy and I are hungry. Luckily, this also fell during the football game, so the city was practically deserted. Just so long as we could get home before the game ended. (And upon getting home, we realized we were in no danger. The game was damned long ( Read more... )

Note to self: Next time I want to flip my mattress, have someone over to help. This fucker is HEAVY!

But I did it. And it feels better. Whoo.

But worth it ( Read more... )

Called the phone number I found for the kolache place in Atlanta. It doesn't accept incoming calls. Which pretty much means the place isn't there anymore. I am extremely saddened.

"Can you box this up? She's being a bitch."So after thinking and talking things out with a mutual friend, things have calmed down in my absolute rage toward Oversensitive Romanian Bith (hereby abbreviated ORB). But at the same time, if she pulls anything like that ever again, we're having a talk. And, for those who envision lasers coming out of my ( Read more... )