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"Can I pet it with my tongue?"

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Person 1: "Aww.. I feel loved and wanted!"
Person 2: "Don't worry. It's a phase. It'll pass soon."

I swear the 1st quote makes complete sense in context. But it's so much fun to take it OUT of context. :-p

I have discovered wine. Yes, I know wine itself was discovered ages ago, but I have never been a wine drinker really. Too acidic and bitter. Even "the good wines" that people say "oh you'll love this ( Read more... )

I figured that a lot of my friends were posting their maps of the US. I wanted to see how much I'd actually seen ( Read more... )

So I realized I was coming in to contact more often with Twilight fans. Both online and in real life. Not the sensible fans. The rabid "Stephanie Meyer is a goddess and Bram Stoker could take lessons from her on how to write about vampires!" kind ( Read more... )

So I've had a lot of sleeping issues lately. Stress, mild depression, frustrations, etc all lead to insomnia. Bad insomnia at times. The kind that lets you get maybe 2 hours of sleep in one night. Maybe ( Read more... )

I have always had long hair. Well, not always. I chopped it off and put it in a perm when I was 9, but grew it out when I was 12. Through high school my hair was down to my waist and healthy. I had the dead ends trimmed every 3 months, and it was absolutely gorgeous ( Read more... )

I've been a Trekkie since I was 9. Not the "get the pointy ears and go to conventions" kind of Trekkie. I never had a uniform, or replica anything, or autographed posters. I don't religiously follow every series that might be related to the Star Trek universe. I'm predominantly an original series and Next Generation gal ( Read more... )

Some I expected ( Read more... )

Everyone has them. The ones where you wake up going "What the fuck?.. ok.. not eating [insert random food] again". I just seem to either remember them more than most, or my subconscious is really that bored and makes up wilder crap that anyone else ( Read more... )