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we played "yomomma" in mcdonalds tonight... some excerpts (yes, it's racist, but everyone was offended so if you get offended by them, stop reading cause you're lame, they're all in good fun)

Black Kyle: Why don't you go back to your Quick-E-Mart?
Indian Ravi: Why? So you can rob me?

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+ Get published on the front page of a newspaper
+ Model with two beautiful women
- Spend a week with awesome friends in a warm place and love every minute
- Go scubadiving
- Go skydiving
- Make a movie
- Star in a hollywood movie
- Become a famous actor/director
- Get married
- Have kids
/ Save someone's life

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OK SERIOUSLY... what kind of night is it that you get booked to do a modelling gig with TWO female models clad solely in fig leaves in water AND offered a free press pass to the BEER FESTIVAL where there are free beer samples and live music ... AAAAAND where your photos may be on the front page of the paper ( Read more... )

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I've completely redesigned my website and it's chock-full of brand new art peices. Check it out NOW so you can say you were there before everyone else.

RAVI VORA: DESIGN PORTFOLIO

Working on some campaign ideas for the Containerstore (http://www.containerstore.com). They have a million products, so I'm picking some of the more obscure ones for my campaigns. The first two are ideas for one campaign, the second is one for another. Let me know what you think.


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