Hey. Hey you. Guess who just lost their "New Cute Guy at Work" Award? Yeah, that's right, douchewad, you did, for implying that I'm too weak to move a fucking table and that when I (and apparently, anyone else who happens to have two X chromosomes) say, "I'll get it," I'm actually LYING and playing bitchy manipulative mind games to get you to show ( Read more... )

I don't even know what to say.

After popular lesbian Syrian rights activist and blogger Amina Araf was teargassed, arrested, and detained last week, it was revealed that AMINA IS ACTUALLY A WHITE, STRAIGHT 40-YEAR-OLD MAN LIVING IN EDINBURGH.

( Apparently, this guy spent FOUR YEARS pretending to be this girl. )

I learned the other day that this music artist I like is a member of the furry community. I was all ready to pay money for his work, and then I started looking more into the artist, and my first reaction was just, "Oh. Maybe not." It squicked me, even though it didn't mean anything sexual. All of his albums have different animals on them, but I had ( Read more... )

"Oh, give me a break." She gave the back of his knees a kick and he tumbled neatly into the crook of her suntanned arms. She marched up the wooden steps, into the house, up the stairs, and into the bedroom. "There." She plopped him gently down onto the bed ( Read more... )