Comments | azul: Stimulating conversation

azul

Stimulating conversation

Jul 11, 2004 11:28

Guys, and well maybe this one can go out to some girls as well...
Pick-Up Lines, Rule #567: Never, ever, ever, ever think that saying "Wow, you could totally be those Baywatch girls" is a good way to hit on a group of women. Maybe that works with white trash mulle-tards, but it doesn't work with me, or my friends. Gross.

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dont worry, be happy, a woooooooo fatmanupfront July 11 2004, 09:33:02 UTC

Yea, that really is a bad one. I mean, sometimes guys say stuff like that for our own amusment...but if they're being serious...that is REALLY bad...

and cheer up, dont be "bitchy"...it doesnt look good on somebody so beautiful...

zanman

Re: dont worry, be happy, a woooooooo azul July 11 2004, 19:34:16 UTC

bitch is like my middle name, and its worked pretty well for me so far ;)

Re: dont worry, be happy, a woooooooo fatmanupfront July 11 2004, 21:16:31 UTC

::sings:: "she's a cold hearted bitch, just a kiss on the lip--"

::looks around:: are people watchin me?

Re: dont worry, be happy, a woooooooo azul July 12 2004, 05:29:36 UTC

great song

um, those are really cool shoes. yeah, um, brown docs are. earthstar July 11 2004, 10:49:59 UTC

ugh, i've gotten some nasty ones myself. oh yes, and vast applause on your teaching position. where where where, may i ask? i am so happy for you.

Re: um, those are really cool shoes. yeah, um, brown docs are. azul July 11 2004, 19:22:07 UTC

aw, thank you:)
it was between towson and dulaney...i picked dulaney.

ifitsinyou July 11 2004, 11:13:01 UTC

quite . . . every knows baywatch is lame . . . he should have said, "wow, you could totally be lindsey lohan!!!"

strange how in the past ten years the coup de grace of beauty has changed from 30 year olds cindy crawford and sharon stone to the barely legals. and isnt barely legal just another way of saying barely not a pedophile?

damn, people get those soapboxes away from me! i have preaching tendencies.

running off topic behind you.... litchrysallis July 11 2004, 16:42:24 UTC

Yeah! What's up with that?

Previously, I've barely noticed this above a subliminal level. What is this fascination with adolescents that seems to have suddenly become rampant in this country?

in this case... azul July 11 2004, 19:23:19 UTC

*offers you a bigger box*

Re: in this case... ifitsinyou July 11 2004, 20:27:46 UTC

watch yourself . . . the last thing i soapboxed on was a monologue of the absurdity of using an increase in minimum wage to achieve living wages and how this is an example of politicians passing bills that can only be summed up in ten seconds on the nightly news.

before that . . . pointing and naming things after reagan, american prison reform, why corking a bat is useful only for slap hitters while it hurts power hitters (this included a short paraphrasing of the concept of momentum and the importance of mass in determining momentum . . . if anyone wants to effectively alter a bat to hit homeruns, talk to me), and so on and so forth.

now, i have just accomplished the feat of tubthumping about soapboxes. i digress.

toolheadjdg July 11 2004, 13:56:35 UTC

I wish I knew something to say. Anything! I may be in the one moment of my life that year that I would actually say something. I have a bad feeling it would come out something like...You have exquisite taste in toenail polish color and your hair just looks like it smells good. I'm not psychotic! Why are you running away?

azul July 11 2004, 19:33:22 UTC

toe man eh?

toolheadjdg July 11 2004, 22:16:23 UTC

no, I just notice literally everything about females.

mdthomas July 11 2004, 21:39:39 UTC

Wow, your plastic boobies are so hot!

(Is that a better pick-up line?)

Baywatch girls are gross like Playboy.

I have a ghettotech mix with a song where one of the lines is, "All the ladies with some titties, throw your hands in the air. All the ladies with some fakes, put em down cause that ain't fair."

Were I a lady, to be likened to a Baywatch "babe" would be an insult, no doubt.

azul July 12 2004, 05:27:59 UTC

Yeh, and the thing is, I don't have a huge chest and it was well covered...

And exactly, who wants to be told they look like Pamela Anderson? Ugh...gross! Plus, I'm not impressed with empty compliments, especially when the person giving them knows absolutely nothing about me. I know, I sound weird, but seriously...

My thoughts. litchrysallis July 12 2004, 14:08:55 UTC

Pamela Anderson looks like an emaciated eleven year old girl with volley balls strapped to her chest. I think the woman kicks ass, but she looks like a freak. I can't imagine a child ever came from her body. Frightening.

The "empty compliments"...I feel you on that one.