tied sheets, twisted, tangled and my hair falls in pieces of copper into your mouth ( Read more... )

More fun with Gizoogle. This elegant piece of prose comes from the biography of George W. Bush on whitehouse.gov (not to be confused with whitehouse.org which is just as funny as gizoogle)

President George W. Bizzay ( Read more... )

undulate's a sexy word

it makes me think of swiveling hips

a black smokey stage

jazz on a low trumpet

and a good night kiss, like a slow breathy drag on a cigarette.

in the end it all comes down to one word. grace. it's how you accept winning and losing, good luck and bad luck, the darkness and the light.

Hello my beauties, indeed hell hast frozen to it's most cavernous depths ( Read more... )

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Guys, and well maybe this one can go out to some girls as well...
Pick-Up Lines, Rule #567: Never, ever, ever, ever think that saying "Wow, you could totally be those Baywatch girls" is a good way to hit on a group of women. Maybe that works with white trash mulle-tards, but it doesn't work with me, or my friends. Gross.

Friends OnlyHi! If you would, please comment to be added and I'll add you back...if you're cool, and fun, and you have good things to say, that is ( Read more... )

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thanksgiving is a special night. jimmy walker used to say "dy-no-mite", that's right.