Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

[azul]

More fun with Gizoogle. This elegant piece of prose comes from the biography of George W. Bush on whitehouse.gov (not to be confused with whitehouse.org which is just as funny as gizoogle)

President George W. Bizzay

Comments

[fatmanupfront]

haha, omg, where would the world be without proper ebonics. im not gonna lie, i didnt bother reading but like, 5 sentences in that entire thing...i dont know what the hell they are talking about!!!....i'm just a white boy who goes to Spalding, a lil private school (and you know we're "gangsta thurr, g"....sike)

[azul]

I bet you didnt know that Luara Bush was "a former gangsta n librarian"

[ifitsinyou]

i always enjoy taking john madden quotes throwing them around in those translators for a while and then taking the back into english . . .

"The praise of me is for losers. You are one gaining. be for slightly. you always the humble category, and you."

somehow it even makes more sense than when madden says it the first time.

[cumboy]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

[michaeljckson]

maybe i can make you cum sometime
how old are you?

[michaeljckson]

Hi! *waves*
Shamone! Ow! Hehe!
I hope the jury finds me guilty!
I love jail!
A lot of hot guys in there!
Too old for my taste, but hey, gotta get however you can, right!?