All right, folks. Let's face facts. This livejournal has been on life-support for over a month now, and since it's reaching the age of retirement upon its birthday in about two-months, I'm pulling the plug early ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a man, who did not look like normal men. He was about nine feet tall, and he was all made up of these fluffy pink pillows; his arms were pillows and his legs were pillows and his body was a pillow; his fingers were tiny little pillows, even his head was a pillow, a big circular pillow. And on his head he had two button ( Read more... )

Family Guy isn't funny anymore. I don't know if that just means my sense of humor changed, or if it just sucks now, like The Simpsons.

Bill Cosby, on the other hand, has never been funny.

Happy new year ( Read more... )

Quickly ( Read more... )

Er, yeah. Clearly, I'm not as dedicated to keeping up-to-date in here as I used to be. On the bright side of things, that just illustrates how busy and lively my life's become, and I'm all the better for it ( Read more... )

Holy shit! It's me in a short film! Huzzah!

I don't really have time for a full entry. Between doing a one-act in my last involvement with theatre ii all year, writing a full-length play, and fruitlessly studying for my finals, I really don't have time to carouse ( Read more... )

Seth is listening to Madonna's "Like a Prayer" right now. Make your own punchline.

Also, I turned 20 today. More on that later.

After careful study, lab analysis and observation, I've determined that Seth listens to three songs, and three songs only. They are ( Read more... )