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SEE IT OR BE EATEN ALIVE BY FIRE ANTS

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Oh my.

No, wait. "Spawn More Overlords."

I go this far with one turn of the pedals ( Read more... )

I don't know if this has been done, rather, how many times this has been done before, but it was a good way to waste half an hour on the train to Geelong on Saturday ( Read more... )

Okay so we got stuck underground for 11 hours and it only took them 20 minutes to get in, find us, and get us out again. Let's just say that the guy who knew the caves like the back of his hand had his gloves on and we'll leave it at that ( Read more... )

Bob died and i cried

maybe I won't wash this shirt now

obituaries and death books always get the human water flowing

In the year 2007 I resolve to:

Get high on sharpies.

(Well, maybe. It's an occupational hazard where I work. TRANSCRIBED!)

Organise Cyclocross Ile de Francoise. Oh yeah.

Get your resolution here.

Okay so after my epiphany riding around French Island (Ile de Francoise!) on Thursday, getting a little sunburnt, a spill or two into sand (thankfully), ( Read more... )

Ho ho ho. Sang 'I Hold Your Hand In Mine' to a fake severed hand, vomited fake blood, and then placed fake first (aka second by 0.1 of a point). Fuckers. Beaten by a cow-orker from the same floor who played two recorders (a descant and a tenor I think) at the same time, although not with one up the nose, unfortunately. If I had a dollar for every ( Read more... )