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7:24 : Intermission of Invalidity
As I was in the process of writing the sequal to my hospitable memoirs (can you even call it a 'memoir' if you can't technically 'remember' it?), the following events occured. Yes, at the EXACT SAME TIME! Don't get too excited now, it's about pizza and involves my brother...I knew that would do the trick.
Now, before we begin, a taste of what's to ( Read more... ) -
Memoirs of a Patient Offically Part 1: Trapped in an Oversized Wheelchair
[[Friday (I think) the 4th...of August, between the peak of 'the late drunkard rush' (1am-ish) and 'the prelude to the buttfuckin' crack of dawn' (3:30am-ish)]]
I've been residing at Riverside Methodist Hospital since Monday. On Thursday, today (was today, technically yesterday...or the day formally known as 'today') I finally got to come home, even ( Read more... ) -
Pie and Chips
Take the quiz:
What is your inner Demon?
Hell's fire
SATAN WALKS THE EARTH!!! SATAN IS HERE IN THE FORM OF... YOU!!! Hell's fire is the spawn or the even presence of the darkness ruler of hell. If you got this i bow to you oh great dark and evil one. [Zenhex wont let me add an image to this one for some stupid reason]
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the ( Read more... ) -
Fuck February (Again)!
February seems to be one of those 'go fuck yourself' type of months. I recall, at a similar point in time last year, where february needed to just go kill itself and get it over with already. This year's events arn't nearly as scaring, nor nearly as agrivating. Freakishly unecessairy nusences, this is what Fuck You Feburary has brought this year ( Read more... )
