First allow me to random letter, because I wanted to come back then forget what I wanted. Six weeks my ass, that wasn't my intention to get your hopes up and I apologize a little bit. Next time I will not exceed two and if I do you may have my balls on a silver platter. Now excuse me, I'm hungover and need more sleep.

Hi, I wanted to come back.

It's only fitting for your fourth entry to be at four weeks, is it not? I have no excuse, I guess. Maybe I just forgot about this journal, but certainly that must be behind me now because here I am updating every one of you about the wonderful life that I live sometimes. To all of those that added me over my four week absence; hello, how are you, I ( Read more... )

The most important piece of agenda in my schedule for the past couple weeks has been saving Penelope Cruz and her mother from being stranded in an elevator when it shut down. Don't ask how I did it, for I may or may not have been slightly intoxicated. You know, I didn't even think about what I did, I just went out there and did what any human being ( Read more... )

Subject lines are too difficult, just count. Make it exciting, count in a language other than English and if you have to, hell, go to freetranslation.com and make yourself look smarter in the foreign sense. Then again, if you're already foreign and know what you're saying, kudos to you, keep at it. The best subject lines are the ones that have ( Read more... )

I don't know what that was but I swear we won't go through that again. Mental lapse on my part? Maybe so. Then again, maybe I was in serious need of a drink. Nearly two years later I found that drink, so let's try this again, shall we? Yeah, let's shall.

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