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E.T. Video Game, FBI Guy
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
The Video Game for Atari 2600People with the minimal amount of video game geek cred will recognize the game as reputedly one of the most abysmal collection of 1's and 0's ever jammed into a circuit board and unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. For some reason I got to thinking about some of the characters (There's 4 ( Read more... ) -
...at the social security office...
Author's Introduction ( Read more... ) -
Zombies
The dead have risen from the grave, but they do not walk the Earth. They have roller skates. -
My Dumb Opinion: Toys of the Past
Someone on facebook posted a link to "Things only 80's kids understand" or words to that effect. Inevitably the subject of the infamous Cabbage Patch Kids came up somewhere. This got me thinking about the toys I used to care about when I was a kid, because it sure as hell wasn't the Cabbage Patch Kids, (a) they were for girls. If you were a boy ( Read more... ) -
Alternate Scripts for 80's G.I. Joe PSAs
Author's Note: In the 1980's, the GI Joe cartoon had a "knowing is half the battle" segment where members of the G.I. Joe Forces gave children advice on such things as what kinds of foods to eat, why stealing is wrong, how to tread water (badly), etc. The following is, for the most part, a direct transcript of one of these segments, but with minor ( Read more... ) -
An Update on my life.
I am alive. Further details as the situation developes. -
Faith and Begorrah, it be talk like a pirate day, it is.
Aye....it be talk like a pirate day, the day that I Meself celebrate by talkin' like a leprechaun, just so the folks like you and yours know that leprechauns could kick the blarny out of pirates and ninja.
Now I'm going to go have a Guinness. -
If I were the suspicious sort...
If I were the suspicious sort, I would raise an wary eyebrow at the Weird Al Yankovic/Lady Gaga saga. The facts as I've come to understand them are as follows ( Read more... ) -
My Dumb Opinion: WWE - WTF
First of all: http://nodq.com/wwe/304712134.shtml
What...the hell... happened to this company? It used to be so badass. There were people world wide wearing "Stonecold F*ck Fear Drink Beer" t-shirts. They pissed off the Parent Television Council...on purpose! They created an ( Read more... )