jamesucksatlife: i had a girl,who wouldnt get me off
jamesucksatlife: but i got her off like 20 times.
jamesucksatlife: so finally i just cam on her
jamesucksatlife: when she wasnt paying attention.
jamesucksatlife: rofl.
jamesucksatlife: she had to ninja from my room to the bathroom.
jamesucksatlife: without being seen.

I've noticed that almost 100% of the time a phone call ends with the word 'alright.'

Usually an "Alright, well.. I'm going to go now."
Or "Alright, I'll talk to you later."

If it isn't 'alright' it's usually 'hey' which is funny in it's own right to end a conversation with the word hey.

On love:

Realizing that people always remember their first love and still care about them decades later despite almost anything I came up with this.

I had put it in my away message on AIM and came back to more than one "Amen." So here goes it.

It's not that the first person you ever love is your true love. Even though you will never love someone ( Read more... )

First entry in this baby. This journal is for many things that aren't my life. I decided that putting in the events of my life isn't my style at all. Here is what you will find.
Things I find amusing:- Thoughts I have ( Read more... )