Please sign.

http://www.petitiononline.com/idaho/petition.html

Merci beaucoup.

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Happy Ides of March Everyone!!

Caesar!!
Cleopatra!!
CAESAR!!!
CLEOPATRA!!!

Caesar, beware the Ides of March!!

http://www.jlodown.com/

I am against PETA, but I atleast admire the fact that they want to help animals (even if they are asses in doing so).

However, as much as I hated "J.Lo" before (who the FUCK gives themself their own nickname?? LOSER!!), I honestly hope she contracts gonnorhea, syphillis and herpes.  The stupid poser whore. 

To the "shy" Beatle, the ones whose songs I always seem to like the best.  The one who could transcend natural human emotions, who could forgive and be calm when everything around him was hell.  To the one who jumped in front of his wife to save her....to that Travelling Wilbury we all know and love....

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Where there are gaps in the words, they're supposed to be there.  It's called creative license.  Oh, and speaking of which, these, as is ALL my work, are copyrighted to me.  If you steal them, I will have my friend Poink gouge out your eyes with her mouse.  Or, I'll have Kristen stab your eyes out with a pencil.  Whichever will feel worse.  ;)

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