( I'm in love with myself!! )

bold the ones you have seen then add three...

01. Trainspotting
02. Shrek
03. M
04. Dogma
05. Strictly Ballroom
06. The Princess Bride
07. Love, Actually
08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11. Reservoir Dogs
12. Desperado
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"The obese tend to be couch potatoes."

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!

Who the fuck got paid to figure THAT one out, 'cuz that's whose job *I* want.  Something god-damned easy and obvious!!!

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So, stupid me didn't have her phone turned on from about Friday afternoon 'til Sunday night this weekend.

If I had turned on my goddamned phone, I'd have found out (sooner) that my bro had been involved in a serious car wreck.

Luckily, aside from a concussion and some serious short term memory ( Read more... )

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

You Are a New School Democrat


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Type your name w/ your elbow and see how close you can get to your actual name.

First try: shanbnbhon

Then I rolled up my sleeves and concentrated and:
Shannon

WOO!! I rock. (Either that or I'm REALLY pathetic. I'll tell 'ya what though, I never realised how pointy my elbows were before today!!)

Pick the MONTH that you were born in & put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then your friends will see it and they might understand you better ( Read more... )