...watch as I make the next 12 days crawl by ( Read more... )

I am just not good at auditions.

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Up until now, I've been avoiding this subject like the plague (which is funny, since I'm actually really interested in studying the plauge) but I saw the following video, made by Pixar. I know it's eight minutes long, but I can wait, I promise.

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I love this video so much. I think it's amazing that Pixar, an animation studio, chose to show us this ( Read more... )

Since you've abandoned me
My whole life has crashed
Won't you pick the pieces up
'Cause it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass.Dear Annie Lennox: you have come up with an extremely apt metaphor ( Read more... )

Some day.

Some day, I will work for a news organization.

Maybe a paper.

Maybe something else.

And people will ask me "how did you get your start?"

And I will reply "do you remember cat macros?"

I cleaned the fridge today ( Read more... )

Today at work, one of the servers asked me "what are some good drinks that have Red Bull in them ( Read more... )

She always joked that I wasn't a real writer.
Because I didn't carry a pencil behind my ear.
After all, she hadn't seen the files.
How could she know I was a former member of
"The Ultra Secret Mega-Spy Death Center"?
I could kill a man with that pencil.

You don't know what you mean to me
with your laugh,
rusty as the screen door.
The way you drive me crazy
when you leave the cap off the toothpaste.
And when your socks don't match.
And when you're not around.