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Stolen from Marley

Put your name followed by "needs" together in quotation marks ("Name needs") in the Google search engine. Post some of your results.

Lauren needs someone to take the pressure of her.
Lauren needs to figure out what happened -- or she could be next.
Lauren needs all the nerve transmission help she can get.
Lauren needs no further ( Read more... )

Sleeping late
on the doorstep
two slugs

Waiting for rain
the slow way
slugs make love

I just bought these.  Mainly because they made me laugh; I can picture myself dancing with my dachshund in these.  Plus they're shiny!  And on sale.  And, of course, I could always use the height.

I fear that one day my ridiculous shoes will somehow bring about the end of nations.  Like, I'll be walking in the street and my magical shoes (lime ( Read more... )

  
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Sometimes my life seems like the subject of a poorly-rhymed folk ballad performed by a toothless old fart with bad taste in hats, and sometimes it seems like one big party revolving around my penchant for doing as little work as humany possible and slavish adoration for pomegranite schnapps.

New rule:

Anyone heard/seen/reported yelling "TEXAS!" with any degree of enthusiasum or joy shall be shot on sight.

March 1st, 2005 ( Read more... )

There's a whole subfamily of duikers!  What a world.


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One day I will meet a man who spends time learning about animals in the zoo and giggling at the Yellow-Backed Duiker and I will marry him.
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