Part CCXXXIX - he was tumors

[babb_chronicles]

I`d like to thank the member of weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.

(link)All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise

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[cheryl_bites]

“HUUUUU,” said Link
“HUUUUUUU” said Hiei
“HUUUUU,” said Sasuke
“HUUUUU” said Draco.

XD Most of the trollfic just made me smile and nod, but for some reason I burst out laughing at this bit. I think it's the total absence of context...

I also like Tonks's pink pubes.

You gave them to two very different families under very different names to their true ones.
One was given to Arthur and Molly Weasley under the name of Ginerva Molly Weasley and the other to two muggles named Alice and James Granger as Hermione Jean Granger.

Must be confusing at the Weasley residence, what with a Ginevra and a Ginerva. And how do the Grangers differentiate the two Hermiones?

Harry-Joe-Bob Greyback, formerly Harry-Joe-Bob Johnson, formerly Harry Potter, sat at the kitchen table mixing cornmeal for Hush Puppies.

*Blinks*

*Blinks some more*

OK, even discounting the fact that the only Hush Puppies I know of are shoes, this is a hell of an opening sentence.

[plaid_slytherin]

Hush puppies are delicious!

[cheryl_bites]

*Stares curiously* What are they? Deep-fried bun things made of maize?

[plaid_slytherin]

Pretty much, yeah. Here's a recipe.

[eir_de_scania]

“I’m a Menslector.”

***Just FYI, "mens" is how we abbreviate "menstruation" in Sweden.

As for "lector"...spelled "lektor" it's a lecturer/senior master according to my dictionary.

So, someone who lectures on menstruation?

“Menslectors can read minds without using magical energy.”
“Oh…

***I prefer my version

[cheryl_bites]

I was thinking "men-lecher": someone who pervs on men. Or possibly a cannibal who eats them.

[lunasky3]

Or 'men-selector': I choose you Draco! Emo attack!

[ija_ijewna]

I never thought I would ever defend a Suethor, but actually she used proper words, straight from Latin. Mens (Genetivus: mentis) means "mind" and "lector" is just "reader". I would rather use "mentislector" instead or even "mentislegens", but I have to give her credit for using a dictionary. :D

Still, your version has its undeniable charm the original one lacks. ;->

[la_fono]

They rerunned back to Hogywarts by taking a patronis (Dally took a lion, Sasuke took a chimpansee, Hiei took a rollerbear, and Link took a horse.)

Okay, I want a rollerbear now. So circusy!

[purplefog]

Wrapped... around his weiner... like BUMBLEBEES?

I am reminded of Bee-Quiet and Bee-Have. The imagery is horrific. Anyone who hasn't the foggiest what I'm on about, please watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbIriBC60U

Bee-Quiet and Bee-Have are listed amongst 'all their friends'.

[violetfishy]

This was exactly the image that came to my mind too!

The horror...

[dramaturgy]

I have to admit... if I were Tonks, I would probably make my pubes pink too. Because, why not?

[purplefog]

This.

[cheryl_bites]

You might want this, then. XD