he saw Ron turn to look at him with those beautiful blue eyes of his. Even more lovely than the scales of the Swedish Short-Snout Cedric Diggory had faced in fourth year.
I totally didn't see that it was talking about the dragon's scales the first time and was all "Huh? Harry is into dragons?" It might have been better than what the fic's actually about, at any rate.
"I shagged James Potter!" Severus called out over Lucius's screaming that he was going to kill Diggle. Severus was going to announce the shagging more classically, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
What, was he going to do it accompanied by Haydn's little-known "I shagged my worst enemy" symphony?
He took one big thrust and entered her. He explored her in depth, and she felt so good.
The entire fic is just comedy gold, but this line stood out for me. Vaginal spelunking ahoy!
Draco was proud of his twin sister - not that he'd ever admit that.
Praco? Praco, what are you doing here? Get back in your own badfic right now, young lady!
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Ron stuck his long cocked up Harry's ass...
A bit of a cock-up, indeed.
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"Oh, you so cute, I want to shag you right now!"
"Out of my way, Malfoy."
"Yes, talk dismissively to me, it turns me on!"
"..."
>>>and turned to walk nice ass SHUT UP!!!
"Yes, I'm walking donkeys. For a living. It's a perfectly normal job. I have a Muggle website and everything. Now shut up."
The one with Anime Mango Lesbian Porn *must* be a troll. Please, Eru, let it be a troll.
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"Out of my way, Malfoy."
"Yes, talk dismissively to me, it turns me on!"
Well, he did marry Narcissa. Seems the author accidentally wrote him IC... ;->
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I totally didn't see that it was talking about the dragon's scales the first time and was all "Huh? Harry is into dragons?" It might have been better than what the fic's actually about, at any rate.
"I shagged James Potter!" Severus called out over Lucius's screaming that he was going to kill Diggle. Severus was going to announce the shagging more classically, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
What, was he going to do it accompanied by Haydn's little-known "I shagged my worst enemy" symphony?
He took one big thrust and entered her. He explored her in depth, and she felt so good.
The entire fic is just comedy gold, but this line stood out for me. Vaginal spelunking ahoy!
Draco was proud of his twin sister - not that he'd ever admit that.
Praco? Praco, what are you doing here? Get back in your own badfic right now, young lady!
"WHAT?! THE KILLING ( ... )
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He was watching anime mango lesbian porn.
Can't stand the stuff, myself. Too fruity for me.
Then it struck him.
What, the porn?
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