Part CCCVIII - on the prepuces of death

[babb_chronicles]

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Harry knew once he woke up naked in that field that the whole train station was him on the prepuces of death. That and the smell of burning made him think of cauldrons which then brought to mind Dungeons, which brought a bigger smile to his face Severus. Wait Hermonie said he was dead? But Dumbledore told me that they were paid to be my

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[cheryl_bites]

Harry knew once he woke up naked in that field that the whole train station was him on the prepuces of death.

I only remember seeing "prepuces" in a diagram of the anatomy of the dog. DNW dog penises in the afterlife.

Wait Hermonie said he was dead? But Dumbledore told me that they were paid to be my friends. But why would she lie I mean I'd go to them for support if I thought he was dead. And unless they killed him which could be found out by a spell then nether would know the truth . No I'll check it out of myself and if its true then I'm gone.
Yea I like that Idea.

This is what counts as sense to people who write Dark!Harry.

That was the reason in fact Harry's couriousty was so strong.

Couriousty? The ability to look like Katie Couric?

And then yes the Rings Harry did want to marry me.

But he chucked them into a volcano.

( i love him to much to kill him, so fawks flew in at the last moment and cried on him:D)XD!!! Poor Fawkes is the drudge of the magical élite. Do this, do that, summon up some tears and cry on people! And

[shyfoxling]

lol. I find it funny the babb person is still trying to refer to me as esmestrella (I can see the lj tag so coded in my notification email), which is sooo 2007. ;)

[rickfan37]

And if the album is in CD format her hair is silver with rainbows, which is precisely what I expected.

I'm glad Babb is back so that I can read more brilliantly wonderful snarks like these!

[vvvexation]

And how do they get him to cry, anyway? He must be fed up of it by now. Hold nitroglycerine in front of his face? Show him really sentimental films?

Clockwork Orange-style?

[cheryl_bites]

[Ahem. Sorry about all the comments. Babb withdrawal obviously hasn't done me any good.]

“Ah, you, you are from America, well I can't put you in Ravenclaw and Slytherien...which one do you chose to go to?" Rachel thinks to herself "Slytherien sounds nice."

Thus due to the Hat's mispronunciation, Rachel spent seven years in the wrong house. Bloody hat.

After those few words, food, not just any food by American food appears on the tables, most looking at it strangely, few asking her what everything is. She ate Ribs and baked potatoes,

Wow, baked potatoes. We've never seen those in Britain before. (FFS, Suethors, there are some perfectly good North American recipes, or at least ones with interesting names. Have her eating succotash or chowder or mushburgers! Stop blackening the name of N. American cuisine!)

"Uh...lesse...Transfiguration, COMC, DADA, Charms, Divination, History of Magic, Animagus class, Lanuages, elements, Sorcery, Home Ec, Herbology, and Foreign Cultures. I had those in America, I guess they are new to your school

[theearthling]

This post is beautiful.

[eir_de_scania]

Severus Snape Five years before his " death" ( i love him to much to kill him, so fawks flew in at the last moment and cried on him:D

[vvvexation]

CanonSnape would just give him a very nasty detention.

What, you don't think being spanked by Snape is nasty enough?

[dramaturgy]

Snape had an applement with his hair dressor so he walked to Hogsmede with his cape flowering behind hm like a trashbag in the breeze.

LOL