I took this picture last night in my house. I just resized it without touching up!

I call it "psychic serpent"


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If the moon's orbit decayed,


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there was a time when i was younger that i didn't want to have kids. it didn't "make sense". why would anyone want to have something in their life that ultimately is like a parasite, always taking so that someday they will be able to give to their offspring who is always taking from them ( Read more... )

he is the most precious thing to me in this world

Julian Bowie Smith
Born February 26th, 2006 at 2:25pm Mountain Time.
A healthy 8lbs 2oz, and with a full head of hair.

( He's my secret asian man )

So the big news is that they're going to induce Leanne on Saturday! Wowie wow wow wow!!!

Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard
Jean-Luc Picard
65%
Worf
60%
Chekov
50%
Geordi LaForge
50%
Data
46%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
45%
Beverly Crusher
45%
Spock
44%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
40%
Deanna Troi
40%
Will Riker
35%
Mr. Scott
30%
Uhura
30%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
30%
Mr. Sulu
10%

A lover of Shakespeare and other
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i am enjoying my new job. it is so much better than my old job. i feel like a valued asset now, as opposed to being constantly reminded how easily replaceable i am.

what a difference in my morale.

The following words shall henceforth not be used in my presence, upon pain of punch in the face:

-nopers
-ono (as in "i ono")
-anything 31337
-omg, and even moreso if one says "oh em gee"
-vagina (if you know what i mean by this, then you're one of the people that shouldn't use it in my presence)

addendum:
-"i <3 _____" or "i heart _____ ( Read more... )

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