I just scored a first class seat back to seattle. Thank you John.

it always makes me laugh when i'm ma'am-ed at work. Also, omletts for the win.

I had a dream that I was going to cover a shift for someone and part of my covering meant I had to shoot myself in the leg. But then it turned out that I already had to work that night so I couldn't cover (and shoot myself) after all.

I also had to draw a picture on an etch a sketch.

The end.

dude, it's six am and i'm already halfway through my shift. damn.