Yes!  Went to a fancy dress party on Tuesday night as Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks.  Got a blonde wig, dirtied my face and wrapped myself in a plastic sheet to emulate the 'dead girl found in plastic sheet' look.  Nobody knew who I was or had seen Twin Peaks so halfway through the evening I nipped back home and returned as Hunter S. Thompson, and ( Read more... )

Crashed at my girlfriend's house last night and met her mum this morning.  Seems like a nice lady, I just wish I hadn't been feeling like somebody sandpapered my face when I said hello to her.  Went to Rock City last night and met my girlfriend's friends - they all seem nice.  She'd warned me about her best mate, who's gay, saying he tends to say ( Read more... )

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I have wrote THE best riff ever but can't actually use it.  I have an ace drum beat, cool lead guitar parts...but for some unknown reason I just can't write a decent song using them.  It's INTENSLY IRRATATING, which possibly explains why I've been so angry today.

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A couple of my chums from Scunny came up to Derby last night so we met up with my missus and hit the pubs before landing at First Floor for a shitload of spastic dancing.

The whole night officially scores a 1million out of 10.

This evening me and my housemate explored the old factory/warehouse thing near our house.  Some of you will know the place I mean - you can get to it via Great Northern Road, and it's sat kinda on a hill and is supposedly full of smackheads ( Read more... )

Went to look at a flat yesterday, and it was spot-on.  Gonna reserve it this weekend so it's definitely mine all mine by the end of the month.  It's small but bigger than I expected.  Here's a rough layout - the scale's a bit wonky but you get the idea:


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Everything's excellent again!

Although I did just waste 60p on that fkkking phone-in gameshow on ITV at the moment.  JOB the answer is HAND JOB.

let's see

At the end of this month I should be moving into my own flat.  I mean, completely my own flat, I shan't be sharing with anyone this time.

I'm currently "acting manager" of the cafe I work at, although it's a notion more than actual job description at the moment it's still a pretty important job.

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