"I'm not really a penguin, and you're under arrest!"

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Are you ready to bust your chops?  Hold that stomach in, tighten up those buns, get ready, cos this is FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine dancing so hard your legs fell right off.  I bet that'd be uncomfortable.

I honestly don't know what I can put apart from

I'm really happy, really really happy.

Cheerz
xxx

Why do buses run on wonky time when it's a bank holiday?  Just one of life's little mysteries.  Like, why did they make 4 Leprechaun films?!  Or was it 5...?  I'm sure the fourth one was in the Hood.  Which makes the next logical step 'space'.  I know Critters 4 was in space, so was Hellraiser 4, that's probably what's confusing me.  I mean, Jason ( Read more... )

Watched X-Men 3 this afternoon, it was pretty good, and contained some 'bloody hell!' moments.  Or shorter review:

Much better than the first one.

Shorter?

Pisses on Spider-Man 1.

SHORTER?

ummm I'll come back to this, I'm off to get a Burger King.

Tonight was totally awesome!

Watched the trailer for the Ghost Rider film this afternoon.

I am SICKENED by what they've done with my favourite comic character.  SICKENED.

Here he is, all blank features and hideous CG:

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I've got a date on Wednesday night eeeeeeeeee I'm incredibly nervous eeeeeeeeeeeee even more so cos the lass says she's looking forward to it eeeeeeee I don't know what's wrong with her, does she not realise I'm rubbish? eeeeeeeeeee I thought about bringing her back here to show her my house but I've decided against it as a) she probably already ( Read more... )

I rather liked that title ^ so I've used it again.  Ages ago I had an idea for a short story, so I figured tonight I'd actually write the damn thing.  But first, an aside: a lot of the publications I've been looking at publish 'flash fiction'.  This seems to, basically, be very very short stories.  The story I wrote tonight, I think, can be quite ( Read more... )

I might have been a bit drunk last night hahah but I think "fingers crossed and fuck the queen" has to be one of the most inspired things to leave my fingertips ( Read more... )

but fuck this, I'm really looking forward to my date on Wednesday.  That's right, you scabs, I have a date.  Fingers crossed and fuck the queen, the girl is beautiful xxx