Scottie: Zach, do you like to have your nipples stimulated?
Zach: I got my nipples removed at the age of four...I still have them in a jar.
Me: How are we supposed to stand this humiliation!?
Scottie: Elena, we're in band.
Ryan Flynn you were so funny at applebees after the game, but I can't remember a single one of your quotes! I wish i could, I just
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